Skeletons in the closet

In looking up interesting summer day camp possibilities for our soon-to-be 7-year-old, I came across this (minus the identifying information):

"Introductory to Ghost Hunting
Price: $50

You will receive a package that will include ghost hunting forms...and items needed for a ghost hunt check off list. The package also includes instruction on how to use the EMF meters, how to record EVPs to your computer, dowsing affirmation, prayers for investigation, a clearing prayer and a Free Oracle 20/20 Magazine."

So high-tech and low-tech ways to find ghosts. I have an even easier way to make ghosts appear: run for public office.