A report out today says that more than 7,400 people continued to receive welfare benefits in Kentucky after kicking the bucket. So I guess you can take it with you after all? I'm reminded of the case of the fellow in our fair Commonwealth whose father inconvenienced his sponging ways by dying, so he put dear old dad in the freezer and continued to collect his Social Security and welfare checks. Lovely.
In equally uplifting news, police discovered holes in the women's restroom ceiling and hidden cameras at a Mexican restaurant not far from my hometown in the southeastern part of the state. Not to make light of it, and normally I really hate potty humor, but in this case, I hope those women ate a lot of beans. Yech.
And on a personal note, I got laughed out of the freezer section of the local grocery store last night. Apparently a middle-school girl was very amused by my loafers. And I thought they were cute--backless loafers I got at the Bass outlet. Is that so bad?
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